Losing two jobs in one year? Not on my bingo card, but here we are. From painful redundancy to a soul-crushing role that broke me, I’m unemployed again, but lighter than ever. Australia awaits, and 2026 can handle the rest. Here’s to choosing relief over burnout.

I’m a chaotic neurodiverse girl living in London, muddling my way through adulthood with a love-hate relationship with London, and a knack for finding myself in shit situations.